There has been mention of British locos being smoky and noisy...
Hell, yes!
And diesels never got more smoky and noisy than this strange loco-
http://nicwhe8.freehostia.com/d5705/start.htmlThe Metrovick Co-Bo!!
In 1955 the British Transport Comission decided that steam had to go. Britain needed new, clean, modern, reliable diesel locos. A selection of small batches of locos were comissioned both from external train manufacturers and also BR's own workshops, none of whom had much real experience of diesel locos. The results were mixed, to say the least, and whilst the plan managed to produce a few of the best designs to run in Britain, it also managed to give us a few howlers, too.
Probably the worst to be designed was the Co-Bo.
The idea wasn't all that bad - BR wanted one type with a two stroke engine to compare with all the four stroke designs they were being offered. However Metropolitan-Vickers had a slight problem - their design was a tad overweight for a four axle loco, and a tad under their target for a six axle loco. Their answer? Distribute the engine more towards one end of the design and have one three axle bogie and one two axle bogie!
The resulting loco was bizarre looking, even to eyes unfamiliar with diesel locos. Metrovick built 20 of them.
If ever there was an argument to counter the phrase "Handsome is as handsome does" then this was it- from the moment it took to the rails it was an utter dog!! Fires were frequent, as were crankshaft seizures. The noise was deafening and the ride quality from having two different wheel arrangements (and uneven weight distribution) has been reported as "lively". In fact the ride was so rough that the original cab windows (which had wraparounds to the side of the loco) tended to shake out whilst working; arriving at your destination to find the loco had one or even two less windows than it left with was not uncommon!!
British Railways, in their wisdom, decided not to order any further examples and ongoing remedial work was eventually cancelled. All the locos were sent to Barrow-in-Furness shed where they couldn't do much damage to the local timetables.
The beginning of the end came in December 1967. One of the locos caught fire (again) but this time it was inside Barrow locoshed. It burned itself out, burned Barrow shed down and destroyed 5 of its sisters at the same time!
BR's patience had run out, and the rest of them were withdrawn within a year.
This would have been the end of the story but the Research Department needed a loco to haul test trains occasionally. The duties would not justify taking a mainline loco out of service, so the Technical Centre comandeered a recently withdrawn loco in operational condition every so often and ran it until it needed replacing. One Co-Bo, D5705, was used in this way and eventually ended up dumped in a scrap line where it sat for several years. Some poor souls then bought it for preservation and the rebuild is still underway 30 years later!
The Metrovick Co-Bo is an unmitigated disaster, a heroic failure, a complete flop. Yet somehow I love the story and the locos, and the fact that despite the odds one still exists today!
