How many forum members does it take to put in a light bulb?

[buzz456]

Q: How many Bureaucrats/civil servants does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while
the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

[artimrj]

Old dudes dont know what? You kids slay me. And stop being vulgar or something bad might happen.

No one was being vulgar.
Cherry Pie is the name of a song by a band named Warrant.

Yeah I know and they are not at the top of my listening list either. I prefer alternative.

[Ericmopar]

Old dudes dont know what? You kids slay me. And stop being vulgar or something bad might happen.

No one was being vulgar.
Cherry Pie is the name of a song by a band named Warrant.

Yeah I know and they are not at the top of my listening list either. I prefer alternative.

Yeah, I know what you mean.
I'm more of a Beatles man and pop music. I like some modern stuff by people like Adel and Sia.

The old Cherry Pie video is a laugh though.

[ex-railwayman]

Oooooh, pies, I like pies, in England we have 2 lots of pies, meat pies you can have with mashed potatoes, or, chips, and gravy, and fruit pies we can eat with lots of ice cream, or, custard, unsure I'd want put a lightbulb in my custard though.

Cheerz. ex-railwayman.

[GenericZack]

I feel like there should be a whole sub section for just being off topic lol

[artimrj]

I feel like there should be a whole sub section for just being off topic lol

Be glad you have this thread.

[Ericmopar]

What does the dentist of the year get?...


A little plaque...

[ErikGorbiHamilton]

I feel like there should be a whole sub section for just being off topic lol

Be glad you have this thread.

So this means this is the "Official Off Topic"?


I haven't heard better news since the TS2013 Stevens Pass release (that is what got me into the forum)!

[Ericmopar]

Q: Why can't a engineer be electrocuted?

A: Because he's not a conductor!


Q: Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

A: Because it has a tender behind

[Ericmopar]

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young woman.
The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young woman proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."
The men, charmed by this young college girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".
And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money...

The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

[NStrains]

Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were... A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall.

When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung quite a bit.

The complaint:
'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base:

Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyn's early bird special?

Any response would be appreciated.

The response:

Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets' On June 15, at precisely 9:12 a.m. , a perfectly timed four-ship fly by of F-16s from the 63rd Fighter Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt. Jeremy Fresques. Capt. Fresques was an Air Force officer who was previously stationed at Luke Air Force Base and was killed in Iraq on May 30, Memorial Day.

At 9 a.m. on June 15, his family and friends gathered at Sunland Memorial Park in Sun City to mourn the loss of a husband, son and friend. Based on the letter writer's recount of the fly by, and because of the jet noise, I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of taps, or my words to the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques as I gave them their son's flag on behalf of the President of the United States and all those veterans and servicemen and women who understand the sacrifices they have endured..

A four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air Force gives to those who give their lives in defense of freedom. We are professional aviators and take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter writer witnessed was four officers lining up to pay their ultimate respects.

The letter writer asks, 'Whom do we thank for the morning air show'? The 56th Fighter Wing will make the call for you, and forward your thanks to the widow and parents of Capt Fresques, and thank them for you, for it was in their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable formation of their lives.

Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for you....Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.

[GenericZack]

Yes! Salute to Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel!

[ErikGorbiHamilton]

Considering this is the Off topic thread...

Most users ever online was 243 on Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:47 am

What in Sans Hell happened Yesterday!?!?

[BKRR605]

Considering this is the Off topic thread...

Most users ever online was 243 on Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:47 am

What in Sans Hell happened Yesterday!?!?

I don't freakin know!

[NYWhiskey]

There was a disturbance in the force.